well, here you go. the story to go with 102...
i had been dating someone on and off that i met in new york and he was here visiting over thanksgiving. on the way to the airport said person decided to pick a fight. this was not just any fight...it was about my mom. don't mess with my mom. i don't like it.
right as i pulled up at the curb to drop him off, he said "you have a _ _ _ _ _ of a mother" (i'll let you fill in the blanks) and slammed the door.
everything else is a little fuzzy...it happened so fast. i also got out of the car and said something with the effect of not talking about my mom like that and before i knew it i slapped him across the face. i didn't even think about it. it just happened. what the? i don' t do that! never had before and never have since.
after that, i got back in my car and drove away. the bad news? his luggage was still in my car. after my dramatic slap and storming off i had to go back and give it to him.
don't worry, it was definitely OVER after that.
i don't know how there is anyone on this planet that doesn't know this story. my family thinks its the funniest thing ever and tells it every chance they get.
can you believe i did that?
7 comments:
Hooray! Thanks for posting this! And yes, I believe you did it and I'm so proud of you! I'm surprised you didn't do more than slap him!
Whoo hoo!! Go Leash:) That is totally not something you'd do, but holy smokes I am so proud that you did!! And yes, 'said name' definitely deserved more than just a slap, but way to hand it to him! Literally:)
Thanks for sharing it! I'm way laughing right out loud, just so you know!
Ha ha. Thats great! Dont talk about Mamas, its bad news.
That's great... I would have slapped him too...In fact I wish I would have.
good for you
Ok, that cracks me up. I'm proud of you for standing up for your mom. He must have been a jerk to talk about your mom that way. i'd have slapped him too!
That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
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